Good Morning Monkeys,
It’s 06:11 on a Saturday and already I’m tweaking a little bit. I got woken by my favourite pop star Katy Perry (new single “The One That Got Away”, rather than her fine physical self). Right from the get-go I had a raging South-facing erection. Furthermore I move downstairs and get some breakfast. Rachael Riley is on Countdown in a tight-fitting wool dress and on the BBC Susanna Reid looking tasty too. Fuck, already it’s like I’m being tempted left-right and centre.
But I’m focusing on my breathing. Slow steady breathing. More later.